I’m in MO. I have to contend with Cardinals fans. It sucks. I long to go back all the time despite all the flaws. That said, it’s so much cheaper living here, there is really good beer culture and selection, and it’s not like a witch’s tit in winter. Not that this matters. I’ve never seen a real snow plow and they…

I'd just like to say, as a reform Jew, I loled super hard at this comment because you're basically right.

We’ll call this game, making literal female sex objects.