A racist, a cheater, a misogynist, and a douchebag walks into a bar. Bartender says, “Sorry, Mr. Trump, we’re closed.”

The boycott not happening won’t be due to fans’ ignorance of this; it’ll be because everyone wants to see the “slowest moving trainwreck in history”. Duh

Wow. I post this one pic and within 6 minute I’m relegated from top comment to the bottom of the greys. Sense of humor, guys.

How does Yale expect their white male students to behave when they’re teaching them the works of Shakespeare, Milton, Chaucer, Wordsworth & Eliot in their English literature classes?! WAKE UP, YALE!

His rivalry with Nadal is arguably the greatest in the history of tennis, objectively if not subjectively.

The Colossus of Cock

Joe Louis and Sugar Ray Robinson, for my money the two greatest fighters of all time, were both already world champions and great men before Jackie Robinson even signed with the Dodgers.

I just guffawed. Feel bad about it too.

I totally disagree. This guy will never amount to anything or win any race of significance.

Barrack Obama was more likeable than Mitt Romney, in part, because he has a warmer personality.

They’re not saying “Booo” they’re saying “Your failures are now microcosms of our own miserable existences; come join us in our self-loathing, slow march to our TOOOOOOMBS!”

George W. Bush Keeps Up A Nice Friendship With Accused Anti-Gay Group

$4 billion?! How many bags of douche does that buy you?!?

I don’t care that an off-the-end-of-the-bat infield single technically prevented this game from also being a no-hitter; it’s the most dominant single game pitching performance of all time. Also to keep in mind: the Astros won 102 games that year and had the 3rd most efficient offense in the entire league.

I really wish you weren't typing with a hurt butt.

That doesn’t speed up or slow down the playoffs.