Tim, I really can’t believe you ran that witness account ten hours after the coroner and the forensics of the case proved definitively that this account was a lie. Every shell casing was found inside the car and the coroner confirmed that no shots entered McKnight from someone standing over him. It’s incredibly…

Well, in the story we had a few hours ago, we were told that the witness quoted in this story, who was also quoted in the first story that we had yesterday, seemed to be lying because she said that the shooter stood over Joe and yelled at him and then shot him again, when all the shell casings were found inside the…

“How’s my driving? Call me and tell me so I can find you and punch you.”

I saw the Sheriff’s press conference where he said they hadn’t spoken to any witness that claimed McKnight was trying to apologize and that it was a false claim. He seemed pretty adamant about it. Any background on that?

No one likes to talk about the trickle up costs of this. As a business owner, if I have to pay a McDonalds worker $15/ hour, those costs need to be borne somewhere. Its either through automation (ordering kiosks to eliminate headcount) or increased product price. Who eats at McDonalds primarily? People making…

The $15 minimum wage idea is nice-sounding, but fraught with peril. It will escalate the drive for large corporations to automate and eliminate labor. Smaller businesses will go away in large numbers, and what will be unseen is the number of small businesses that will never open going forward.

While nobody’s debating that Leo’s a douche, including Leo himself apparently, people who try to police the phone use of others are generally assholes.

Not to be a jerk, but why does he suck? Yes, he bangs models. All the models. And his nonprofit may have slipped into some shady business in the last few years. But he’s passionate about saving the world and does good movies. He also loves his mom, doesn’t that count for something?

Get off your fucking phone and say hi to the great Lily Tomlin! = I’m hanging out with an icon so you’ll have to acknowledge me!

Hey, this isn’t about a sick dunk by a player on a 5-11 Timberwolves team in one of their double-digit losses, what the hell gives?

Uh, the Lions? Every game they’ve won has been a fourth quarter comeback

They just look that way because Reid is incapable of hurrying

My mom called me crying from a casino in Vegas. She was born in Havana a month after he took power and lived in that hell for twelve years. I’m so happy my Grandpa got to see this day. Fuck Castro.

Wholly Toledo

This. I am beyond done with the moping and pissing and whining. People didn’t wallow in misery like this after fucking 9/11, for shit’s sake.

Depends on who you voted for. I voted Hillary and actually enjoyed this article, even if it’s not satirical. It’s a good balance to this site and all of the other Post-Gawker sites.

the 37different genders is not why dems lost. It’s this reaction in this exact post why the dems lost the election. It was a fucking joke.

It’s a fucking joke!! This reaction to a fucking joke is why Dems lost the election.

B+ joke