This is way to good to have this few stars

Neither would Abraham Lincoln’s, for that matter. From a famous 1858 speech:

I would never send my children to a school named Adolf Hitler School for Friendship and Tolerance! Besides, my children are doing just fine at Hillary Clinton School of Authenticity and Conviction of Principles, thank you very much!

It’s The Merchant of Venice by William Shakespeare

I’ve Stopped Trying To Figure Out NHL Discipline

Drake this type of:

Mark Madsen started this movement.

“Tatonka! Tatonka!”

At #6, New Orleans is 8 spots too low.

The the sad part is that James Carville had already agreed to terms on a contract to be the team’s mascot.

I’ll tell you what my sport is not: basketball. And I’m fairly certain I could start for the UConn ladies team, or at least log significant minutes off the bench.

By “next level” I assume you mean pick-up games at the UConn Rec Center.

His kids watching the game:

The exceedingly higher rate of violent crimes in said community is a good place to start one’s examination.

Actually, having polar bears live in floating bowls is a pretty sensible solution to an otherwise sticky problem presented by the melting of polar ice sheets.

Unless you live on the Aleutians Islands somewhere, chances are you're a sack of shit.

They are one of the better WNBA teams.