Gay is a sport?

If I was better at photoshop I would update it to “Lose A 14+ Point 4th Quarter Lead” to more accurately reflect the program last year. But I’m not good at photoshop so I’ll keep up the one that better reflects their last decade of work.

Good enough reason to post this...

He should be more like black people and never complained about anything.

Coroner’s official cause of death: boredom

This cartoon is so simple, so spot-on

The analogy also works insofar as you can assume, with 99.87% certainty, that the people involved are some combination of jobless, uneducated, and poor hygiene.

Seeing a protestor-supporter altercation at a Trump rally is a great way for me to identify two people who are part of the world’s douchebag contingent to avoid at all costs.

Up 12 points on Texas A&M, 44 seconds remaining...

The Pretensions

If only Hill offered a naked selfie

This is not the way to campaign for Trump in Illionois, young man.

like your heart.

The fact of the matter is that while it’s true that there are reams and heaps of circumstantial evidence suggesting his guilt, the previous part of this sentence is just a fact.

Authenticity?

I don’t consider myself a religion person in the slightest. But this I do believe: Steph Curry was conceived by the Holy Spirit; born of the Virgin Mary; suffered under Pontius Pilate; was crucified dead and buried; ascended into heaven and sitteth on the right hand of God the father almighty; from then he came to…

Jay Williams comes off as a super professional, super nice guy in that clip. And Greenberg an insecure ass. Yes, I’m inferring from very little, but I think I got the gist of what went down there.

It’s even better when you listen to the multiple orgasms of the announcers (or, since I’m a UF grad, even worse):

The divide stems from the DA wanting to go for the maximum prison time and the Police Department wanting to execute him against a firing wall before any charges are brought.

He also wasn't a vegan, and was at LEAST at pescatarian! Time to eradicate him from history lessons once and for all.