Damn, I just spent all my money on Keeping Up Appearances Mega Blocks…

I've always been a fan of the Brown-Haired Guy Who's Not Steve Doocy!

I'm glad The AV club doesn't do anything like that!

I read my grandmas bible over Christmas (I was really bored and stuck with family) and I couldn't believe it. It was like the cliffnotes of the bible. There were no big words and each page text featured a paragraph of incredibly biased annotations. When I actually went to church in my youth, they didn't have that…

Hey, I'm glad they like a book.

Cheerleader Death Squad: The Patty Hearst Story!

Too Jewish.

5DogNOW5! 5DogNow5! 5DogNow5!

Mennen, proud sponsor of between two ferns. Also a company that started out as basically a snake oil salesman.

AND when has the record industry ever made a mistake?

He's a maverick filmmaker, he wont follow rules like that. He didn't obey the sign that said "Don't come in here, Chuck Heston is actually batshit crazy"

Boulevard Wheat is one of the many things I miss about the KC area.

Michael Moore will yet again subsist on pet rabbit.

Looking forward to the sequel: The Pawlenty

I spend most of my time after Superbowls hangin' with my pal Sly Stone in his sick ass van.

Cab-over Pete with a refer on and a Jimmy hauling hogs… What a glorious bunch of nonsense.

CBs! CW McCall! Kris Kristofferson! The 70's sure were swell!

NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN.

Dave Rawlings Machine. Latest tour features John Paul Jones. It's perfect.

To lament the sad state of CC's programming, we turn to our entertainment correspondent Sad Bill Cosby!