Stephen Colbert. He was America.

I saw a rat today, and I was wondering how big it was. I wonder if Dave has any opinions about that?

The Kieth Olbermann bits are funny

Alright Alright Alright, who wants a big piece of RHUBARB PIE?

OH god I forgot all about Whadddya Know?

Is this some kinda sponsored content from POWDERMILK BISCUTS?

Beck endorsed Keyes for president, I shit you not.

Instead of doing this, I just play Days of Heaven on repeat, as I do nothing.

the Mr Freeze stuff is in Hutch, KS, in the Underground Salt Mines.

He had them winning for one season, with a terrible collapse down the stretch. His second season was horrendous. There's a reason he's only a first base coach.

The Royals are not even close to contention without Ned. Would you rather have Trey Hillman back? Tony Muser? Buddy Bell? Ned's the best manager the Royals have had in a long time.

I heard about the Boston…
This must not be one of those.

He was just another man outta Boston,
in some films to try to make ends meet,
but his life has been really hard cause his brother's a star,
and he had to live right out in the street.

Go, GodMachine, go!

I saw Craig Kilborn on TV the other day! (It was security footage of him stealing an Olde English 40 from a Watts 7-11)

It's the best thing he's ever done, and I'm a huge Bruce fan. The entire album is so perfect it's unbelievable.

Glenn: No one is saying Obama is Hitler!

Fucking Kantana, the creep can roll man!

Tommy Lee Jones needs to do the same! That Fugitive Volcano movie was very good!

He'd be in stuff, but his apartment's on fire.