(After shoving Steve Buschemi in a wood chipper) HEY, would now be a good time for a little Rhubarb Pie?

One man is still trying to find the answers to life's most persistent questions. Marge Gunderson, private eye.

Sorry, that's not a Johnny Cash song. The original Geoff Mack version features Australian towns. Hank Snow (the greatest country singer who gets no credit in the 21st century) adapted the song to feature American cities in the mid-60s. If you are listening to an American Recordings Cash album, chances are you are…

Sullivan thought that Elvis had hung a coke bottle between his legs to simulate a penis.

In my favorite Late Night moment ever, Dave opens up a 1980s show with just this one line "They changed the Pentagon to a Hardee's. Hey look! its Paul Shaffer and the Band!" A brilliant short monologue.

I'm a sucker for the Old Letterman theme. It was a goddamn great funky song. That keyboard intro basically screams Late Night TV for me. The Worlds Most Dangerous Band was the best band on TV.

Bing Crosby is also from Washington. His music may not have sold as well, but he absolutely dominated the industry for a 20 year period. No other artist has done that, certainly not Kenny G.

Larry King has given me news of an alien invasion in Muhammad Ali's home state and the death of a comedy icon in the same day.

LEVON HELM!

I'm really sick of Bruce releasing albums of songs I've been listening to for ten years.

"lets get some quiet" ….oh yeah, well fuck you, Bruce! I wanna scream 'RAMROD' like a drunk dickhead mid-song!

you misspelled Ol Opry…

Steve Martin

As a teen I really couldn't deal with the teen characters in The Way Way Back. Jesus. I know ZERO people like the kids in that movie. I know shitloads of people who basically ARE the kids in Little Miss Sunshine and Juno. This is why Little Miss Sunshine and Juno are well regarded, critically acclaimed movies and The…

McLargeHuge! coming this fall to CBS…

As a former (BAD) high school baseball player, I went through my share of BLC. What strikes me today is that the gum was partially invented by Jim Bouton, author of Ball Four. I had the little "sitting in the Portland Maverics Bullpen" thing memorized (what else are you to do between doubleheaders?).

the look on Dennis Quaid's face when the picture of the shark comes at you in Jaws 3D is the greatest moment in cinema!

Old Toy Trains by Roger Miller is the great lost Christmas Song. Highly Recommended!

David Cassidy was too embarrassed to play this soundtrack in front of John and Yoko

You are tearing me apart, Tecumseh!