Equal and opposite reaction time folks:

I seriously don't get it. He's from Massachusetts, everyone is a sarcastic asshole here. How does he not have any sort of sense of humor?

This is why people don't like white people.

He really deserves to be nominated for an Emmy.

My favourite scene was when he wakes up after Trudy drives his mistress home the night before and she gives him the fuckin SMACKDOWN.

“for men to try their Leykis 101 moves”

I was thinking the same thing, all children everywhere should be taught about consent and respect.

Aww, who’s a little poisonous precious?

I love you Australia. You have some very attractive men, some reasonably good wine but....your whole country is just a big bag of nope.

The soup of the day is usually Hitler miss, but I’m sure you’ll just Goebbels up today’s gestapo soup.

Also, “Girl You Don’t Need Make-Up” won for best original song at the loser Emmys.

Ur moms problematic

Because Republicans hate children after they’re born? Maybe when science figures out a way to let children go to school while still in the womb the GOP will pass universal pre-k.

I politely said fuck no.

I’m gonna weigh in a little heavy here because I’ve been dealing with some bullshit at my kids preschool and yes it’s princess problems but it’s still a bitch. We started receiving IRS letters this year telling the parents to start sending our monthly checks for the school directly to them. We also became privy to…

That’s about average for LA. Nothing shocking about those rates.

BRB, giving myself a hysterectomy with kitchen utensils.

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