That Kevin Smith tweet is like a more graphic version of all those “My hubby is the best hubby ever! Love him sooooo much!!! #blessed” Facebook statuses - in both cases, your insistence undermines your credibility.
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Dadbod? Yes please.
The face I made when I read that kevin smith tweet. I mean... good for him but the combo of “clit/brown/taint” and “p0wns” just UGH.
I had no idea that there was a name for this.
The water-cooled VW world is full of these guys- they’ll nab a clean Rabbit from some little old lady for chump change, and try to flip it as a one-owner car. When confronted, they usually threaten to fight/kill any/all challengers, call people homophobic names, and generally shit themselves.
Truth. I had a friend get SURPRISE pregnant at 38.
That thing about assured infertility after you’re 30 is BUNKO. It may start to decrease, but that doesn’t mean you won’t be able to get pregnant quickly.
Is she allergic to weed? Because that’s an awful lot of nose-rubbing for “rolling a joint.”
If you live in a $30,000 house please tell me where because I would like one too please
On the chance of sounding like a total a-hole, who wears ralph lauren anymore? Have we flashed back to the 90s? Is Tommy Hillfiger and FUBU going to come back too?
If I wanted to wear a fur vest, I’d just shave my arm hair.
Hipsters?
It doesn't matter where you go. Because there will be Australians there. Find the Australians.
THIS STORY RULES
More cute than insane. Waiting back stage at the Kennedy Center Honors, just me and Tom Hanks. He was waiting for his cue to enter, and I was the first to places for the choir entrance. Mr. Hanks was watching the backstage monitor as the house camera panned the audience. When the camera landed on Rita Wilson, Mr.…
It's not insane per se but it was the coolest thing ever! I've been chronically ill since 4. Loads of kidney problems, autoimmune disorders, etc. A lot of pain. A lot of sleepless nights. That's how I got into old movies. If you're in pain & awake at 4am TCM is the only thing on. I LOVE old movies. I pray to Bogart &…
Circa 2002? Maybe 2003.
I was the Room Service Coordinator at a casino in Atlantic City, NJ. My job consisted of taking orders via phone, creating the checks, assigning servers, and closing the checks. Room service also handled all the amenities for the shows, so I've been on the phone with an assortment of…
I had a strange encounter with Tom Waits. Is there any other kind?