I would just die a million happy deaths if I had your hair. Like for reals.

Maybe it's cool if you sing it in Italian. "Vaffancuuuuuuulo!"

#blessed

Oh jeez. I have just got my head around the DS, DD, DH bullshit. I visited a few TTC boards until "BD" made me vom too hard to see the screen anymore!

Well done, Bali Expert.

So you just tell people on the internet that you shop in those stores instead?

That gif makes me think Ayn is on Meth or insane..... (or both)

Apparently we don't get it because we are fat and poor. Or at least that's what I was to old when I posted that on the mommy board. :).

Chef?

"She tourniquets her arm at the elbow with an ice pick and towel, washes the blood off, puts the offending knife onto the gas fire, heats it to a nice brick red and...wait for it...cauterize her own arm."

"It's not wild chicken."

She tourniquets her arm at the elbow with an ice pick and towel, washes the blood off, puts the offending knife onto the gas fire, heats it to a nice brick red and...wait for it...cauterize her own arm.

Alexis Bledel is probably wearing an adorable dress and doing the charleston with Pete Campbell at a garden party.

"And here is our garden."

My favorite I didn't know I was pregnant was a skinny Irish lady in a rock band who gained about 5 lbs during the pregnancy that her bandmates attributed to chips and beer. She had always had irregular periods, and spotted occasionally during the pregnancy, so that combined with the lack of weight gain ... she had no…

Somehow, I keep blocking out the monogrammed thermoses. Then I laugh like it's the first time hearing it. Because that shit is hysterical.

He wants to cuddle with you while you're still moist from the shower, wearing nothing but a pair of panties. **shudder**

Ooh, I want to hear Russell's hot take on Winter's Tale. "Sure, Colin Farrell, you can totally pull off playing a 21-year-old. But that 25-year-old actress playing opposite you, also pretending to be 21? She needs to act her age."