No, it was a Hassidic Jewish man.

This isn't a male/female thing. That may be the topic, but it's not the issue. It's probably more accurate to say "Dear religious extremists of the world..."

where to you draw the line between accommodating someone's faith and interfering with a flight crew

Dear men of the world,

I applaud this decision. In fact there should be separate flights for men and woman. As a gay man, I look forward to a lady-free sausage flight.

I starred this. I did. I don't know why but I did. It definitely beat the pumpkin seed story. I am a physician and I have never seen anything with that much pus. #arghh

this is spectacular. This actually made me cry heave. You win all the gross story contests.

That beats pumpkin seeds.

Unfortunately, no but I like that line of thinking! In other comments, Courtneyz has also discussed taking her little boy to his accelerated classes in her BMW while her husband was doing his lawyering. Unfortunately, she had to spank the highly educated child hard on the ass en route to said accelerated classes…

#humblebrag.

Ok Courtney...

I frequently find myself stoned, watching Diner's Drive-ins and Dives, hating myself, hating Guy Fieri for being so hypnotically hate-worthy that I can't look away, or change the channel, hating food, hating that I can't eat the food I'm seeing, and also making fun of his every word [always the confirmation: "Wow,…

I think you meant "krew"

Oh my God, all thus food sounds completely disgusting. Maybe it's the horrible copywriting? Maybe it's because he's trying to make Applebee's-quality food sound 'edgy'? I don't know.

Nothing about you is a work of art, unless the Smithsonian built a Dickhead Museum when I wasn't looking

Ahem - if you are still looking for even more Guy Fieri shit to review, I have just been informed that he has a series of branded tattooed kitchen knives. Tattooed kitchen knives. I am confident you can make something equally great out of this particular brand of brahfuckery.

Righteous Rojo Rings $12

Yikes. I saw Guy Fieri with his "crew" at a bar in NYC, where they had something blazoned on the back along the lines of "Guy's Guys" or whatever, and were stuck in the Middle School mentality of being the biggest, loudest group to get attention and show how FUN they all were. It was fascinating to watch, like…

"I don't want to be the person who can't get on the plane alone, who can't get my daughter to Paris." Fuck me... I don't know who you are, lady, but this is the moment when I wish the Republican vision of everyone earning only what they are worth would become realized.