It's only been that way since Newswires were introduced. 

Is Olivia Wilde trying to be insufferable? Do people actually like her? 

That would be AWESOME

I feel like spending time with Olivia Wilde would be exhausting, like hanging out with Lin Manuel Miranda or Jimmy Fallon must be. She seems like the kind of person who half listens to what other people say, just itching for her turn to talk and be the center of attention. And I'm sorry, but she's not this super…

...earthly existence. 

I'm just using the word as the Founders intended. 

I miss the sound my VCR made when you pressed play on it (no remote). You knew you were mere seconds away from that beautiful FBI warning.

Yet, the late fees are still exorbitant. 

Tell us more about this “bollocking,” and how severe was it? Were you a very, very, very naughty employee? How naughty, exactly? 

Oh, come the hell on. Who among us hasn’t promised to stop terrorizing Hawaiians and kidnapping people to keep a job we like? Empathy. It's a thing. 

This traduce...traduction? of ego death will not stand, man. 

People somehow can never get enough of this low rent Tolkien lite GOT bullshit. 

Right?! 

1. Why does the AV Club and its sister sites drive away its commenting community by leaving people who want to contribute in the greys?

I want a back rub. 

I love Patrick Stewart, Jean Luc Picard, and TNG...and you’re completely correct.

Why is it always someone's parents etc. who are shopping magnates? Just for once, I would like to see someone become a shipping magnate. 

Come on, give the guy a chance. Or seven. His ego died!

I think we all have to stop and ask ourselves the most important question of all: how does this affect noted traducer Olivia Wilde?