I don’t consider myself to be particularly misogynistic (I’m more misanthropic, if anything). So with all due respect to women everywhere, I sort of wish Olivia Wilde would fuck off back to her home planet already.

She seems like someone who is cultivating a very specific public image, and is failing miserably. 

How dare you, sir!

I traduced your mom

It’s like my counselor says to me at the end of every session: keep Zaslav happy, and everything will be okay. Coping skills. 

I know they’ve been in like 700 movies together, but I feel like this would have been much better if Hart’s costar here had been The Rock.

The best part about Louis CK being held accountable for his actions was, obviously, the vindication of his victims and, essentially, the ruination of his career. But the next best part was the AV Club shutting the fuck up about how wonderful his shitty, self-indulgent slogfest show was. Jesus. It was always awful. 

Sorry, Academy. We’ll all stop talking about student loan forgiveness.

I stand behind your mission, but how are you ungreyed?

This Pete Davidson thing is...unnn;n n NJ nb nonnnnnnnn. Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnn Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnn n nn nnnnnnnn mmnexplainable. I don’t understand it. N n.,.! N

I have so many....opinions! And yet, the AV Club is completely indifferent to my pleas for passage out of the Grey ghetto. What the hell, guys? Are you actively trying to lose readers? 

I’ve never quite seen anything as overrated as Abbott Elementary. It’s...fine, but not on the same playing field of The Office or even Seasons 1-2 of Parks and Rec. It’s derivative to a fault, and yet...

Isn't Stallone like 90 years old? Seems like he's a little aged out of this role. And of human existence, honestly. 

The more I hear about this Harvey Weinstein guy, the more he seems like a real creep. 

When will this show just embrace the inevitable and give us the Frisky Dingo crossover we all want? Killface would make a great final season adversary. 

I'd be into that, minus the hewing and the casting. 

Does Edward Norton ever laugh? 

Anything from NYC is fancy. In Maine, the Beastie Boys are filed under classical music. 

Don't blame all of us for LePage. 

Pier fries are okay.