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It would be fantastic if this image remained the only comment under this article.

Makes no sense. Maybe a Kinja glitch? 

Wow, blast from the past here. 

There’s still time for someone to make a movie about a person doing it with a fish or a white guy learning to be tolerant. Don’t count your chickens before they hatch.

I miss Mike Vago. 

And you're kind of well known around here, right? I remember you, anyway. 

I can't tell any of the writers apart. Not a knock on them, they're probably told what to write and how to write it. 

Yeah, where's the dilemma in that? Guy's living the dream! 

That new Spielberg film looks like a prescription for insomnia. Blah.

Or maybe it was an honest mistake? 

I feel like Peacemaker and his geeky sidekick there would have a lot of fun at The Farm. And Ezra Miller is The Flash so there's corporate synergy. 

I don't think anyone cares about it working properly as long as it's good enough. 

There was another message board. ..I can’t remember what it was called, but I remember it being very dead.

There's no rhyme or reason to it that I can discern. 

I try not to. I find depression turns a lot of little things into big things, though. 

I hum it every time I see a helicopter in the sky a la MST3K. 

It's just weird, you'd think they'd want more comments to be visible than not.

Well, it’s not like streaming is the future of television viewing or anything, so this should be fine.

This? On the nose? Nah.

I feel like if I remember correctly, the Avocado was founded by the more annoying commenters around here. In any case, I’ve never really been grabbed by what I saw over there. I’m not necessarily grabbed by a lot here either, I’m just so used to coming here I can’t stop.