Congratulations, MR. TEH PENGUIN OF DOOM, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a TOYOTA CELICA which this LOVELY LADY will deliver without paying a supercar tax.

I used to drive one of these for work. It made me irrationally angry. Everything inside seemed like it was set up specifically to cater to the elderly.

I’ve said for decades that the existence of School (as well as mass-transit) busses without seatbelts are proof that seatbelt laws are not for public protection but rather cash-grabs for municipalities.

Can there be a Story Of The Day award?

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I think every car needs at least one real specific redeeming quality that asks more questions than it answers

What a dumb fuck.

I know I’m gonna get flamed for this, and I probably deserve it, but I can’t help it....”From the Great State of Alabama, the state that has recently given us Robert Bentley, Jefferson Beauregard Sessions, and Roy Moore, comes Dale Earnhardt Jr. Day....” Really, Junior deserves better, I hope he joins the NBC NASCAR…

I heard that your mother likes to moan like a filthy whore when she gets banged in the ass.

Personally I’d like to see NRA members, without their guns, meet with NFL players to tell them that they’re a bunch of unpatriotic traitors to their faces............I can only imagine the fun that would ensue.

The NRA is such an openly hateful and far-right group. Their rhetoric seeks to radicalize their supporters, intentionally, to drive sales of guns and accessories and donations. They are actively inciting against others for selfish reasons.

Most of the people that are super for them are all assholes?

You need to be ungreyed.

You know, unless you stand for the national anthem in your living room, and put your hand over your heart and sing, I don’t want to hear it. Because if you don’t, then that means the only reason you do it live at the games is because everyone else is doing it. Not because you are overcome with patriotism. And that…

Unfortunately, the progressives have to deal with a wide spectrum of demographics, while the con’s only have the white christian daesh demographic. It’s easier when you can be more focused and your demographic is largely morons.

You gotta admit - this shit is effective. I genuinely wish progressives were better at figuring out a way to totally deflect whatever discussion into something easily digested and seemingly unopposable instead of, you know, acting like grown-ups in the conversation.

Sadly, I think this is where the right will go on Puerto Rico, trying to get rid of Puerto Rico because it is too much a burden. It will be framed as if it is for the people of Puerto Rico and PR independence but their true motivation will be to avoid statehood for Puerto Rico (that would be one more blue state and a…

It is good for the world to know us, the US. Are we violent racists? Yes. Are we willing to kill the planet? Sure. Do we take care of our own people? If money is on the line, never. Would we actually incite WWIII? If our dear leader’s ego is bruised, of course. Is the Second Amendment the only one that matters? Why…

The reason you find this so ridiculous is because you will never be in a situation where a man could accuse you of any inappropriate behaviour without being laughed at, safe of you literally ripping his clothes off. You will never be accused of ‘eye raping’, making a man ‘uncomfortable’, ‘sexist’ jokes, ‘accidentally…