Having worked with mechanics, I can be sure they even they won’t be happy when one of these rolls in.

Now a center-pipe replacement on a 97 accord: easy money, quick.

yes

username does not check out with “there can be only one” statement.

Counterpoint: 750cc is the correct number:

I wasn’t disagreeing. lol

1000 mph in 2.1 mS? Its not a car you’re looking for, its a hydrogen bomb. lol

If you’re someone who can afford this, you don’t watch house hunters. You don’t have to think about buying houses.

The Venn diagram for “CLS buyers” and “People who give a shit about the CLS having a straight 6 engine” probably has an exceedingly small section of overlap.

DSM at $14k? CP

all the right parts for all the wrong reasons.

More likely because Cali bans everything.

CP.

These will totally beat the case of whiskey and semi-automatic rifle that I got my 5 year old son last year.

Styling was a careful blend of anonymous early-2000s motor-carriage and a healthy dash of that feeling you get walking into a job you hate but need on a Monday morning with no clear plan about how you’ll change your life.

Thats a Lada money. I’m gonna niva minute to think about it.

or just an e39 M5

Dave Grohl also used to rock a BMW E39 M5, a BMW wagon, and a 2000's ford GT. Fairly credible jalop material.

He might have gotten away with it if the plate wasn’t so cheesy. It looks like he was hitting the sauce when he made it.

this is the only answer to the questions we’re too afraid to ask.

Finding videos like these interesting is why Jalops will never be understood by the rest of the enthusiast world, let alone the general population.