Did someone say my name?
Wait, M xDrive?

I also said El Dorado, I went a few years newer, but the idea is the same. How can everyone else be so wrong? El Dorado is the only answer to this question.

How is this even a question?

Despicably Dogey Dodge Dealer Deposits Don’t Decidedly Dictate Dodge Demon Delivery? Damn, Dudes! Dishearteningly Deplorable Deception Doesn’t Deserve Decent Dollars.

Throwback to the 60's when you could get a f-head 4, an odd-fire V6, or a perkins diesel.

At least you can be sure nobody had sex in it. Between the laughing and vomiting that the interior induces, there wouldn’t be time.

Is this John Voights car?

Isnt this pretty much what they do all day everyday?

I mean, seriously find one article where Stef doesn’t mention a Porsche or torch doesn’t sound like a bad acid trip in a Tijuana taxi.

But seriously guys, keep up the good work. I mean that sincerely.

When I was in college, my Biochem professor had a Porsche 996 C4S cabrio with a 6-speed that she let me drive once she found out I was a car guy. Another time, during a department party at her house she introduced me to her neighbor, who had a literal warehouse of awesome cars, probably 100k sq feet of cars and…

I was just telling my butler yesterday that I like the BMW 650i as a motorcar, but at only $89,000 msrp it is much too inexpensive for me, and the M6 for only pennies ($27k) more is just too brutish for my delicate sensibilities.

I’m sure if you walked into a dealer with enough money and told them you wanted an exact replica of this, they will do it, or get an aftermarket company to do it. I know for $4k-ish they will paint a 911 any color you want, then its just a matter of getting the seats. The rest looks like regular options.

Also, I’d…

My god, its beautiful. If I win the lottery tomorrow I’m ordering one exactly like that on Saturday.

I have such an affinity for green cars.

I was all about CP-ing this, until I read “rear-mounted, air-cooled V8"

NP for soviet CP motor configuration.

Of those people who have the almost-illegible SALT LIFE thing

DAMNIT. Came here to post this, and was thoroughly beaten. well done.

*golf clap*

take your star.

No blower? That blows.

Here’s a better pic:

I’m pretty sure that’s not a thing.

Turn signals? lol

Its called being rational.