luckily for you its not an LS swap in that Porsche

SBC + less than 10 kilobucks + my hard-on for green cars =NP

Top right please.

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Forced induction? Hey buddy; No means No.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tetrahydr…

The “active substance” in marijuana.

Does the shifter interfere with standard flip-flops, and has the aero been designed to get the proper flappage of my wife beater?

$3k, immediate CP.

Just because you’re there to kill, doesn’t mean you can’t keep it classy.

45mile commute. Each way. 90+ miles a day.

Am I doing this right?

Crosscabriolet?

So this definitely has the best switch in all of jalopdom.

Probably some vin-plate shenanigans so he could import it. Or a full modernization swap.

Who left the Ghilbli and the 300C alone together to breed this fugly love child?

This is probably the worst color ever for this car. It reminds me of the 1992 stanza that my friends dad drive when I was 12.

Blown rear

$30k for a 914 powered 914. CP. All day long. Now if it had a 911 turbo swap or a murcialgo swap. then, well... probably still CP.

Safety mods don’t count towards budget anyway.

The guy is building a road racing helicopter on a Toyota van chassis. He could spend eleventy billion rubles and it still wouldn’t win. The $500 rule doesn’t really apply to these ridiculous builds. And if by some miracle of engineering he managed to make this competitive, the judges would notice, and class/penalty…