Race Lemons in the east. Speedycop is a great guy. He used to set up a bowling alley in his race trailer after hours, and is always willing to help out or lend tools.

center port is shared.

You give me laugh, I give you star. Deal complete.

Wait, a Honda with a ridiculous wings? Seems like I’ve seen that before

This was the approach my father taught me. It has served me well.

Yep, drop dead gorgeous

I suggested the same thing. Except I was 3 minutes behind you. Well done.

Hellcat all the Dougs.

Really though, a Hellcat probably cant be had within the specs you’ve given. At least not this year. Hellcat for Doug 2017!!!

I’d like to see you deal with a Bro-dozer for one of those 6-9 month years that happen in DeMuro land. You know, smoke out hybrids, head to the Bro-offs in the local WaWa…

I’m assuming he actually means “launch brakes.”

PORN!

At my first lemons race I was guilty of all of them except 4 and 2. Good list.

Got to get 11, 12, and 16 together for a party.

Its like it was designed to be a prop in Idiocracy.

well...

Chevy celebrity? Straight to CP, do not pass go, do not read article.

But I wanna be vindicated RIGHT NOW!

already suggested it.

Doug, er uh,, Mr. DeMuro, you know now that the H1 is gone, and the GTR is on its way out, you are going to need a new car.

Doug, you can be that 2nd or 3rd owner...

Do it for us, your adoring begrudging fans. Think of the people. Think of the stories you can write about the dodge that is nearly twice as powerful as…

What about the mercedes S-class? I believe it goes from a 201hp 4 cylinder diesel to the 621hp SL65 AMG twin turbo v12

That’s a delta of 420hp, and a percent change of 310.5%