I think you're underestimating how draining it is. You sign on with best of intentions, spend all this time on your profile, put thought into your messages....and then here's some fuckwad who just wants to be like "nice titays." It's mystifying the first time, annoying the second, kind of terrifying the third because…

Not even gonna lie, I read "guys looking for NSA action" and heard "National Security Agency action"... I'm just gonna bask in my lameness now...

Uzo was amazing this season. You can practically see the demons she lives with in every scene. Overall, I was really taken with the range this season allowed for each of the actresses. I'd say my favorite is Danielle Brooks, who plays Taystee. Her performance was so subtle and her face so incredibly expressive—it…

Orphan is the New Black, starring Uzo Aduba playing every character in a show about a prison full of clones.

I wish there was an audio track (not that horrible noise.)

That guy's just lucky his girlfriend was the first reporter on scene and Geraldo Rivera didn't take on this investigative challenge.

You're the first person I've seen comment about how fucking boring Polly & Larry are on screen. There isn't a chemistry there. They are both annoying basic characters and putting them together makes it worse because now I have to see the both of them on screen at the same time. I hope now that they've run off into the…

FAVORITE QUOTE: Mendoza's reaction to complaints that there are no gluten-free options: "Prison IS gluten! Don't do the crime if you can't eat flour."

I disliked this season immensely. It was a clusterfuck full of loose ends, pointless storylines that went nowhere, and predictable bullshit. It is taking the same turn that Weeds did whereupon the content:humor ratio becomes slanted and it's nothing but rote, pandering bullshit from here to the moon. I cringed hard…

TOO CUTE

I think as an OC resident I'm so inured to Disney at this point that if I were to go I wouldn't even notice.

Norway is mind-fuckingly gorgeous though:

from my own experience i'd say ask whomever you've actually feel like you've got the best connection with for their number and meet for coffee, repeat until something clicks, tinder's only really any good for making the first contact. As a straight male my advice would be to focus on the guys who kept talking to you,…

Excuse me while I scratch Norway off the list of a few years. I haven't gone this long without hearing that fucking song and I'll be damned if I'm hearing it in Norway.

Maybe it's just me, but all I can see are child brides in their wedding portraits. Those poses are super creepy and couple-y. Not how I looked when I posed with my dad at my wedding, or any pictures. Ergh.

Yeah but where the fuck do you go for it? That's the one good thing about college. Now I'm stuck with douchebags from OKStupid or axe murderers on Craigslist...

You're never too old for a trampage.

I like John Green. Yeah, I get that TFiOS wasn't perfect, and that his math skills were a little off there. But I still like prominent nerds who don't use their fame to exclude others, but who tries to spread the love. And I like that he seems joyful about a life of the mind, and that he loves his brother — and will…

I cringed just watching the trailer! Hated the book - this whole "teenagers who talk like super witty, quirky adults" genre makes me roll my eyes soooooo hard, especially when combined with the whole overused cancer narrative.

Am I the only one NOT interested in seeing this? I read the book. I thought it was a pile of pretentious, cosmic level quoted bullshit without an OUNCE of real and honest. I cant imagine that dialogue being translated onto live action and not be laughably cheesy.