This is seriously like something the Always Sunny gang would make.

Older folks do have a lot of accidents, though—lots of falls. And people driving past the point that they should be put themselves at risk of car accidents. And then there are all sorts of other non-impact events that would qualify as accidents, depending on how "accident" is defined here—like accidentally taking too…

These would literally fit no one above a bra size B. Unless you wanted to look like Kate Upton on the cover of Sports Illustrated, which I'm pretty sure would be a bit much as the local water park.

What's especially silly about this is their choice of American Apparel models. They sometimes use some curvy gorgeous ladies, but they choose the most conventional for this "body type diversity" spread. I'm more likely to buy any suit this model wears, even if I don't fill it out as well as her because of how fucking…

Now, see, I find a string bikini is perfect for my body shape, but that's because bandeau-type tops are too saggy for my C-cups, and I spend the whole time obsessing over the distinct possibility that my boobs will pop out. I don't like the push-up bra thingies because it looks like my cleavage is too obnoxious. I…

I still don't see how this bikini even works for "most" shapes. Nothing about that slideshow was representative of every/almost/most/kind of a lot of different body types.

Are the three ladies pictured supposed to be differently-shaped from one another? I am not seeing it.

After years of swim top snafus, I jump up and down in the dressing room to make sure the top can handle the Ladies. Why anyone would make a size 38 D swim top without a wire or uber thick band is BEYOND me. I can't imagine wearing a triangle bikini.

Leave the good sea lord out of this.

Aww, no research psychologists? Or engineers or programmers or scientists of any type? Not even an accountant?

Another hot tip for bigger boobs - get pregnant! I'm currently 7 months and jumped from a 30E to a 34G!

Girl, you are in the wrong size bra.

If you eat enough of any cookies or cakes, ice cream, pies, drink wine, etc etc , you tits will get bigger... but so will the rest of you. I speak from experience.