or ‘Trump’.

Turns out the campaign to kill all the animals in the irradiated countryside wasn’t done merely to prevent the spread of the contamination, but also as an attempt to find and kill the American spies Moose and Squirrel.

Exactly. Big fucking deal.

Thanks Trump.

I had Albuquerque. Should have taken a left turn there.

Sushi doesn’t go with crackers.

WAHHHHHHHH MY BEDTIME STORY WAS NOT TO MY LIKING WAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WAHHHHHH I COULD WRITE A BETTER ONE

I WON’T

BUT HEAR ME OUT: I COULD

I always buy sheets with dazzle camouflage to confuse burglars. 

It’s so irresponsible to allow a terribly damaging and dangerous disease to spread. We owe it to the world to remove the threat of infection from future generations. 

I say this as a former NASCAR fan and as commentary of this article but...

She clearly has mental issues.  They should check her into the mayo clinic. 

Maybe I’m being pedantic, but when you “brick” something, it’s useless. Right?

“Moore finally got on the scoreboard by winning that game after two deuces.”

I took issue with you saying anyone has time to cook, and that things like dried pasta are inherently inferior. Also taste is very personal, for example I love to cook and can make more advanced things, ravioli, croissants, etc. I still like trash version of some food better. Don’t yuck someones yum and all that shit.…

I’m all for the inalienable rights of the Constitution, but the free exercise of those rights ends when they infringe upon the inalienable rights of another.

To that end, refusal to vaccinate oneself or one’s offspring infringes upon all three of the majors—life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness—because disease…

Easier to place two layers of TP on the surface of the water to act as a firefighter life net and quietly catch everyone jumping out of the building that is your butt.

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