Someone should explain to her that if the mere fact that other people have different faith is a threat to her own faith, then her own faith is weak.

I’m normally a fairly staunch defender of copyright; I make part of my living through my own copyrighted materials, and will call my lawyer with the quickness to protect my IP from infringement (because failure to protect copyright can weaken a claim to the same).

That said, even I feel like there has to be room for…

I heard girl scout troops from all over the state were called in to provide emergency relief to the neighborhood.

Citation needed

Cuban tree frogs are also a problem, they’ve squeezed out native species. Actually this goes for just about every non-native species in Florida, of which there are a lot, from plants to people from New Jersey.

Pictured, the driver of the car who cut off the truck.

Take your STAR (Superior Text Arranged Riotously)

If we’re going to be forcing acronyms, I’m betting SHIT (Signature-based Handling of asserted Information using Tokens) SHOW (Secure Handling of identity OWner) is going to be more accurate. 

You should be locked away from society

When you’re too racist for Fox, well...shit.

Of course, he would’ve done something insane had Florida lost, won, or there wasn’t any game happening at all.

Sounds like it’s in keeping with Corelle Brand’s other products, like the bowl you can drop fifty times without incident, but on the fifty-first time it shatters into a thousand razor-sharp slivers.

Protecting the hotel racket.

The parents better be stuck with the bill and I hope it ruins them financially forever. But that isn’t fair to the kid (going back to living with them is already unfair enough as it is), so do the kid a solid and take him from his parents as well.

For “two seconds,” he said he was concerned a “para-military Confederate group” had found his information online.

Sen. @RandPaul on vaccines: “I still do not favor giving up on liberty for a false sense of security.”

Is it wrong to call Laura a disgusting cunt? I mean, cunt is a harsh word and using it is an extreme thing to do but if there is a disgusting cunt walking the face of the Earth today, Ingraham is a perfect example.

Yeah, fuck all of the “tips” above. Here’s Clan Vinegar’s guide to washing dishes.

while drinking Champale

“It looks like you’re trying to navigate a really shitty comments board. Would you like some help?”