They’ve been fired up and used by the white males at the very top of the food chain who see that their ride is coming to an end and are desperate to hold on as long as they can.

Right.  We lost $5 on the sandwiches, but we made $3 on the drinks and chips.  If only we didn’t have to pay rent, utilities, wages, insurance, franchise fees, etc. etc.

This needs all the stars.  Publix popcorn chicken and sweet tea.

It was Huttese for ‘Covfefe’

McDonalds is the No. 1 favorite fast food joint among cannabis users 

well, Xfinity is very hinky in what devices they let you use for HBO Go, so I would imagine they’re not going to make it easy to get HBO Now.

I have had McD’s ‘Southern Fried Chicken biscuits’ and they’re alright, but not like CFA chicken biscuits.  Hate CFA, though.

some of you are going to want to argue that a used tissue isn’t as gross as I’m making it out to be

How about instead of tax cuts for people who don’t need them, and a disgusting defense budget, we fix the infrastructure and take a shot at managing our natural resources instead of just letting industry poison and ruin the planet?

Or with the National Geographic theme playing in the background?

I don’t think it’s too much of a stretch to posit that nothing from A-B or MillerCoors should actually be allowed to be labeled as beer (or fit for human consumption). But seeing as how all of it’s mostly just water anyways...

You would think PG&E would be at least paritally liable for losses incurred here (but I’m sure it would go to binding arbitration if it got that far).

Funny how Samsung who doesn’t manufacture OLED panels wants to “help” people see if their OLED panels (pretty much only manufactured by LG, a competitor of Samsung) have problems.

Culver’s root beer beats anything in a can or bottle (except maybe Hansen’s).

If you are even halfway serious about riding, you need to see your friendly local bike shop (LBS).  They will help you pick the right bike for you.  Also, they will take care of your bike when you have problems.

...asking them questions until they’re faced with an error in their reasoning.

I don’t know about cleanest, but the smartest bathroom design is at Cracker Barrel, as the doors open outward so you can push the door open without having to grab a nasty handle with your freshly washed hands.

When you should give in:

Is there a word for malware that isn’t malicious, just incompetent?

Let’s not forget how Comcast sticks to the whole 720p is better than 1080i thing also.