Thanks Omar.  I was unaware there was a quasi-religious angle, seeing as how she PRAYED upon him.

That whole ‘kneeling during the Anthem’ thing seems to piss them off. Perhaps someone should explain it to them, but I think you’d have a better chance of explaining calculus to a cat.

This is how we know it’s NOT the end times.  The end times require the Antichrist, and even the Antichrist doesn’t want to be around Dick Scott.

I’m not on the ‘hater bandwagon.’ I have been unfortunate enough to have eaten this concoction.

But it is one that pays its workers fairly.

“Randy, you’re talking to a Whole Foods.”

You stay classy, Indianapolis!

The correct answer is of course, A Link to the Past.

I have no patience for “the look.”

Number five love working at Amazon.

If you have no patience for ‘the look’ perhaps you should stay home.

The only answer to this question is the same as the answer to ‘do you like it with ranch?’

you probably shouldn’t have taken the job that’s not paying you enough

snatching your shakers

How can you possibly forget that most Southern of curse words...

I guess it’s OK for that shitstain to deride someone else first, then?

Fuck. Kid. Rock. No talent, no brains, no point.

As a token white commenter, I find this hilarious.

Re-wire all the outlets on separate lines to a control panel in the office. Someone not leaving? Switch their outlet to 220 for a second or two. Or off.

The only genuine interest Trump has is in himself and his own well-being.