Keeping a plant from closing is not and should never be the President’s job.

There were shoes in the pictures?

Yes, but at least he has to wait 30 days...?

Might I use the Dyson D7 on my yacht? Oh, I see “Car + Boat”...apologies.

Might I use the Dyson D7 on my yacht? Oh, I see “Car + Boat”...apologies.

Put that Lafayette Park melee on pay per view and pay off the national debt.

But leave the kids at home.

Settle down, it’s not like we’re cloning dinosaurs or anything important like that.

I thought it was the Rick Ducommun line from Groundhog Day...

Well, if they weren’t next door (like right next door), I would have told the lawn guy to mow around it.  And make sure the discharge is pointed in the proper direction (as in towards the car).

“Let me show you my money” somehow ‘forced’ her to use that term?

Cheney? Aren’t you dead yet?

Yes, it would but it won’t happen.

Road house? We can kick the shit out of F&F? I’m in.

they clearly don’t need it

I only use VLC for MKVs I have made myself from shows and such. So if mine were to crash, that would mean (1) I have hacked myself and (2) apparently I’m pretty good at it ??

“Fuck the poor.”

I don’t think NDT gives a single shit molecule about your opinion, Mr. Crosbie. And that’s why he is who he is.

Uhm, what exactly is your logic behind washing your own hands?

Have you tried this new thing called WASHING YOUR HANDS. Wait, I’ll get you a nappy.

That’s kind of paranoid. I have flown often, touching all of the icky things you don’t want to. In planes, airports, airport bathrooms (gasp), hotels, rental cars, etc. etc.