Okay, before anyone gets any bright ideas there are some things to understand about “investing” in Magic cards.

I used to have to deal with people like this in comics when I ran a store. I had one guy come in who I had never seen before and only wanted to buy comics that would go up in price. I spent 20 minutes trying to explain that isn’t how it worked. He kept bringing up things like Action #1, Detective #27 and others.

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When we started playing magic we just made up rules for awhile. When we finally went to friday night magic and learned the rules, 3 of my friends stopped playing.

Yeah, I am not a fan of rants like this. His game looks cool, but swearing like that doesn’t help make gaming culture more mainstream.

“Elise, when do you intend to act like the adult you technically are so it’s totally fine for your adopted brother to fuck you?”

But Nowi is a dragon! Don’t hold her to our human standards!!

I ran a bar in 07 and had the excellent idea to have a large liquor company sponsor us with a couple of 360s and copies of guitar hero. We ran specials on their products on Sunday nights and had guitar hero tournaments for cash prizes. It was awesome. Great time. People loved it. I think combination of the fad and the…

Next up, Anthroplasm

This is the game that’s going to force me to buy a Switch.

We probably should not be humoring your idiocy, but what exactly is the supermarket going to do with those goods? Are they going to sell old bread and milk when they reopen after the flood?

My strategy to getting into Modern is just to not do so.

I built UR Storm before the format’s official ‘release’, and the bans of Ponder/Preordain/Rite of Flame hurt, but it wasn’t anything the deck couldn’t survive through. Seething Song’s ban a year later was a bit much, though, and I put that deck away and put…

I’m mostly angry that i didn’t have to blow on the picture before it worked.

No...buy vinyl that you will listen to. If you’re just buying it for the best sounding record for the medium, there are plenty of ‘reference’ albums with random tones and beats that demonstrate the technical superiority of vinyl, but doesn’t make for great listening. It’s sad to think about all of the vinyl people buy…

No...buy vinyl that you will listen to. If you’re just buying it for the best sounding record for the medium, there…

Did he donate any of the money from the eBay sale to the Disabled Veteran’s Thrift Store?

So if she had Galaxy Notes on her would she be counted as a suicide bomber?

So are chess players. Unbelievable, how can they play such an outdated game?

*googles how to start a church*

Can we just start calling this the best game ever? This gets released on time, with basically no bugs, and is essentially a huge physics sandbox.

Oh, modern history! Yeah, I was going to mention when the southern Iraqis came out with the Royal Game of Ur in 2600 BC but the Egyptians already had Asseb out and running. Boy those Iraquis must’ve been red faced. Total fail for them...