More articles like this, please! This was so fun.

It’s a phone game. Jason Dill said so in an interview.

They have a song called Lipslap that’s pretty great! I hope you like their other music.

I actually just finished it today as well. I really enjoyed it. I spent 50 hours just relishing in it, as it was a game I’ve played many times since it came out.

At least it’s not Mario Party, with zero updates for $60.

It’s a 311 song title pun, sorry bud.^_^

Then you have Misdirected Hostility.

I was glad to see an article about 311. I live in Baton Rouge and am about your age, and I think our generation just allowed bands like this to speak for us. In an era of lyrics about negativity, 311's lyrics were so much stronger to me. I never really identify with that emotion.

Thanks for saying who Wedge’s voice actor is. I knew I recognized that voice from somewhere!

This was one of the first comments my wife made while watching me play. You do get the Close Materia in Chapter 9, but I never bothered equipping it since I was also cloned in a barn.

You can sell the item that requires two of each egg for 4800 bells. Just do that.

I sing Red Dragon Tattoo constantly. I remember reading that some songwriter wished he could write a song like that. It’s such a perfect song.

Ohhhh, you use the shovel!?!?!?! Thanks so much! I always get seven hits and I couldn’t figure out why.

I’ve got nothing. I signed up for the gym with my wife and we went once together. If you can’t get your significant other into it, there’s no hope.

In 2011, I bought my first smartphone, an iPhone 3GS. I cut grass for a living, so I didn’t want it to get dirty or broken by a rock or something hitting it or dropping it due to my own clumsiness. I received an Otterbox Defender from a friend to keep it in. The phone was in great condition after the two years I had…

In 2011, I bought my first smartphone, an iPhone 3GS. I cut grass for a living, so I didn’t want it to get dirty or…

I have to say, these were the ugliest overlay and font choices I think I’ve ever seen on a football game.

This was the first video game I bought. I did meticulous research and I saved the exact amount of money I would need with tax. I was not disappointed. I played it constantly and finished it many times.

Oh, interesting. I hadn’t heard this yet.

It’s pretty obvious that those were marked by pressure, so I’m quite sure this was unintentional. Maybe his deck box was smashed somehow and those lands were the top or bottom few cards (assuming he hadn’t shuffled yet, since he had just re-sleeved his cards). 

I bought it in 2016, uninstalled it a few months later after none of my friends wanted to play with me because I wasn’t very good, and it wasn’t fun losing with a bunch of other bad players in the lowest of low MMR matches.