Is asking about the bar some sort of weird elitist way of claiming someone isn’t good?

I think it will sell better than Wii U, but tbh, I don’t think anything will sell as well as Wii/DS/PS2 again. Casual gamers have smart phones now, why buy an expensive console to play a single game for just a little while? My hope is that Switch is a success and moves somewhere in the order of 40-50 million…

While you are following this could I interest you in a pre-order?

I know there’s NFSW of this already...

Wow. So first, this looks awesome for an “8-bit” game, but I JUST finished animating a modern 2D ZS Samus yesterday:

Watching the Nintendo Switch presentation is like watching an ex girlfriend who has so much potential but is totally making the same fucking mistakes over and over and you just want to shake them and tell them to stop.

Be sure you pull your pants down before pooping with the EasyGoPro - unlike this guy in the picture.

Be sure you pull your pants down before pooping with the EasyGoPro - unlike this guy in the picture.

Meh. They mostly just argue and do paperwork and then it all gets settled out of frame.

Thats sort of poor logic, sit on a TON of expensive units with smaller losses, or (the smarter method) cut into your margin per unit for the chance to sell alot more (along with the attachments each unit sold with generate).

I’m allowed to be bitter. But fuck you too while im at it.

I’m working on my theory, but here’s my first clue this will be the most Meta game ever. I mean. Color scheme alone.

THIS. Each time it’d repeat I’d watch it, PRAYING we’d get past the episode where Goku shows up on Namek. To add insult to injury they have Vegeta going on and on about how Goku might be a Super Saiyan now, which if I recall is one of the first times the show even drops that term. My best friend and I started HATING…

You did a pretty terrible job of giving up on Kotaku.

Well, it’s a card from Eldritch Moon, where it turns out everyone’s been going mad due to the influence of a quasi-Lovecraftian entity.

In fact, each branch in that card art has 13 candles on it, and “13 is a cursed/unlucky number” is a theme that’s been going on in the past two sets. There was the card Triskaidekaphob…

Idol market is a bit overpopulated right now.

I apply the flow cannon...

I am a son, brother, husband, and father to the women and girls in my life

It’s safe to say that unlike the dam, the theory that it can be destroyed doesn’t hold water.

Okay, I might be in the wrong here but I would love to see a satirical/ironic film about these “pirates”.

<Insert Pirate joke here, I'm drawing a plank.... alright, pun>