THIS! Life isn’t germ-free and isn’t supposed to be! Not to belittle current Covid prevention measures - but nobody’s getting Covid from their towels.

I do laundry each week and toss in towels in whatever load still has space. I’m not packing each load to the brim but there is no way I am doing a separate load just for towels. That is madness. Laundry takes long enough. I’m not going to willingly make it longer.

Oh come on. I’ve somehow managed to survive into my late ‘60s without contracting any dread skin diseases, and I only wash my towels and washcloths every few weeks. I also put them in with all my other laundry. I use hot water because we have very hard and cold well water here, but would not do so if my water was…

Lifehacker office sounds like a nightmare.

Picture it: your office is doing a Super Bowl pool, going to a team lunch, or collecting for a group baby shower gift. And someone asks: Do you have Paypal? What’s your Zelle? Don’t be that guy. People don’t want to check multiple different apps and accounts to make sure they got reimbursed. Just get Venmo.

They should just take a new picture with a different baby (babies all kind of look the same anyway), and that should buy them thirty more years.

There’s no way that anyone actually considers Pinterest as social media right?

It’s just a bunch of dead links to other content, and a popup demanding that you log in if you want to scroll down the page.

All of this to me seems to be someone who is convinced that being youth is intrinsically better than age, and that everyone who is old somehow wants to hide it and appear young.

We aren’t using monospaced fonts, you’re not using a typewriter, it’s a single space after a period. Period.

All of this sounds like someone who doesnt work in an office.  No one gives a shit about any of these things.  No one is laughing at the Olds for saying Presentation instead of Slide Deck.

And here I thought it was my advancing years, aging skin, and receding hairline that made people think I’m old. Turns out it’s the wrong jargon. Who knew?

Mayo cake is amazing. We’ve been making it in my family for decades, so I was surprised recently when it went viral online and a lot of people had never heard of it. We make ours with peanut butter frosting. So. Good. I don’t know what it is about the mayo, but mayo cakes are really moist, and it makes the chocolate…

Shoot, I’m just in my 60's and when I was a kid, parents were warned to look at their childs candy before letting them have it.  Mostly for razor blades in candy apples and the like.  This is nothing new.

no low-fat anything!!

So, the rules are different for every one, but the same for everyone.

I don’t re-purpose my egg-white wash eggs into a scramble, but I DO use them for making a whiskey sour, Amaretto sour, or any other cocktail that calls for egg whites.

Bautista is too. Over the weekend he adopted a dog that was abused.

Craig is one of the very best. Gives the term “class act” new meaning.

It’s nice to hear stories about people in the entertainment industry being decent humans. We don’t get that enough.

Almost all of these are millennial slang. “Stan” in particular is a reference to an Eminem song that came out in 2000, before Gen Z was born. (It’s also not a portmanteau of “stalker” and “fan”). And people used “pressed” when I was in middle school in the 90s.