no, they’re right -- there used to be swirled popcorn ceilings with glitter or something in them. probably more expensive, so they weren’t worth it after awhile, or maybe the tastes just changed.

this is brilliant. i’m curious how this would work with other types of rubs, because i have lots of those. for instance, a Penzy’s Bangkok Rub. if i could get rid of half of the jar by mixing it in some cream cheese and eating it with potato chips, i’m 100% on board.

agreed. something would have to be cut to make room, but the Apes movies should not have been omitted.

YESSSSSS!

you can season both! i have both steel and aluminum roasting pans, and they both have a seasoning on them.

yeah, good point, and true. my cookie sheets look like that, too, but i line them with parchment paper, silpat mats, or copper nonstick mats normally. but roasting pans need a seasoning for sure.

THANK YOU for mentioning seasoned baking sheets. the mania for pans that look like you just bought them is beyond me. the best pans look like the one in the header photo, with well-earned seasoning on them.

omg i thought it was just my bad luck and picking badly-formed Pyrex measuring glasses, lol. Anchor Hocking, here i come!

i have caused thrifted Pyrex to explode. it’s quite an experience, for sure. I didn’t realize it couldn’t be put under a broiler, because the literature that says that is on the printed tags when it’s new — maybe now they emboss it on the glass, i don’t know (and if not, they SHOULD!). But anyway, screaming hot pyrex…

i love it when the internet is used for good.

i get it, 100%, but language also doesn’t change overnight. this is one of those things that is changing something that’s been in place for a very, very long time. it’s going to take time to change it. and there’s not a very good, natural replacement language option yet either. if there’s something that made sense…

at my ripe old age i’m starting to get called “sir” regularly, and it’s fine. i will always err on the side of indicating respect by using a “sir” or a “ma’am,” and i’ve never had anyone “flip their shit” if i happened to be incorrect (like on the phone, for instance). this kind of feels like a solution in search of a…

somewhere, Jake Tapper is screaming in horror.

Nick and Nora Charles.

we got one of these for xmas, and i couldn’t remember what it’s called, so until this article i have resorted to calling it “the Groot scrubby.” i don’t think i’ll change it.

that factoid always makes me wonder: what was the FIRST time they performed live, then? unless they were counting sitting at Mama Cass’s house or Joni Mitchell’s house, or wherever it was that they first sang together.

and none of this even mentions his work in See, and he was great in that, too.

actually had a neighbor with a rooster on the next block for awhile, and i kinda liked it. made it feel like we were living in the country, more connected to nature or something. that being said, the idea that they only crow at sunrise is 100% nonsense. they crow pretty much ALL DAY.

Dave, Dave, Dave... omg NO. you are a ginormous hunk of burning man love. believe me. everyone wants you. *i* want you.

i could be mis-remembering, but isn’t it Tobe Hooper, not Hopper?