Slightly off topic but the fact that Rusty Yates isn’t sitting in prison still angers me to no end. When he went on Oprah and said he “forgave her”, I about lost my mind.

Going to assume the former.

Oh man, I hope so. I’m envisioning zombie porpoises now and they’re adorable.

It’s nothing like a selfie-at-Auschwitz. The people there weren’t put there through genocide. They weren’t murdered on site. They were dead already. It’s like bunking at a cemetery. Only the grave yard is under ground.

Poor Bristol. She’s always the babymama, never the bride.

Not even close to what he said. What he said is spot on. Career is over, who knows what sort of life she has after this either.

Huh? How the hell did you get that from what he said?

Yeah. The production company better be shelling out. Big time. Won’t fix things, but will let her do what she can with the rest of her life.

Very slowly, and at first painfully, and in the end not fully.

Given that her thumb was amputated, she lost five nerves from her spine and her face was “degloved”, no, there is no chance she “gets better” here, save in the sense that eventually she won’t be in the hospital. It’s unlikely she will be able to continue to do stunts, so her career is pretty much over here.

One of my employees told me he’s thought of licking their fingers while making full blown eye contact just to see what happens.

Do you and my oldest son go to the same dentist? I had to take him to and from some procedure and I swear you’re talking about the same office.

You could push it the other way and gift them with increasingly nuts religious art to see just how cheesy they’ll go.

My husband says the same shit: “How do you keep track of all these appointments?” “How do you remember to give everyone their medication at the appropriate time?” “How do you find the best vet/restaurant/day care every time?”

If only had ten thousand more stars to give.

Women do this shit too. My friend had a baby recently. I told her it’s hard and frankly boring work. People say you will be rushed off your feet but really, you have a vast amount of time to sit around once you’ve done any chores. She was complaining to me that the baby didn’t do anything and how bored she is. I…