Word. When my then 8 year old son asked me to make him a sandwich, my response was: “Come over here for a minute and let me show you how to make one”. I wanted my son to be independent, not 30 and asking me to do the difficult task of getting out bread and a slice of meat and cheese.

Somehow the most horrifying thing here is that a 30 year old man told his mother to go to the store to get him a sandwich and a soda - AND SHE DID IT.

I was thinking the same thing - they should seek an annulment ASAP. And while this guy sounds repentant enough, I guess, there’s something about forcing a woman to marry a guy who has shown a propensity to violence when displeased that makes me feel icky.

What’s this about the sanctity of marriage?

“To me, [the rebel flag] represents the people who they fought to try and get freedom for everyone,” Autumn Crosswhite said. “I don’t feel any hate with it at all. Never in my life have I ever been taught that that is what it meant.”

Shoot, we very nearly could’ve been rid of two gun nuts at once!

It involves math, dude. Nothing* draws out apologists more than math confusion.

I refuse to believe anyone could actually try to defend pepperoni lady. I mean, for fuck’s sake.

As someone who has done both (not as a missionary, the bible was a textbook that term, we were treating it as historical literature of the Judaeo-Christian faiths) trust me, it was not the freaking books.

My gut reaction was “That’s an absurd theory. No one would inconvenience everyone else just to stick it to some black women”....then I remembered I live in America.

Yeah, I was expecting a bunch of morning drunk, lululemon wearing sorority girls causing a kerfuffle. Not a bunch of alums at a national conference carrying GASP!!! BOOKS!!!! Meanwhile, didn’t the TSA just fail like 97% surprise tests of screening actual guns, knives and incendiary devices?

I don’t think this counts because I was working at a ‘summer camp’ type thing and I’ve personally never attended one, but I’ll list this anyway.

I swear to jebus, if this is just some marketing campaign for a goddamned Meryl Streep film.....

It is absolutely not celebrating the crime of Jack the Ripper but looking at why and how the women got in that situation in the first place.

Those spots are dermatosis papulosa nigra. They’re a common benign skin condition in older black men. Morgan Freeman has them. Danny Glover has them. Nelson Mandela had them. They are not something that anyone needs to be ashamed of. Bill Cosby is a despicable piece of shit, but his skin is fine. His behaviour is not.…

I read Holly’s book and she made it sound like Hefner at least asked, “Would you like some quaaludes?” before dosing his partners.

I never imagined a world in which that felt less gross to say, but here we are.

Har-har! Linda Tripp complaining about someone lacking “integrity”. I assume she keeps all the mirrors in her house covered.

Call me crazy, but isn’t calling Hillary Clinton someone who destroyed women’s stories a bit like the pot calling the kettle? Seeing as how Tripp was the one who outed Lewinsky and all...

The suggestion that Hillary was actually running the White House in the 90s is the first thing that’s made me want to vote for her. That was a good fucking decade.

Can we talk about how there's a huge drop off in pretty bras and a huge increase in trashy-looking bras once you reach a certain size? Seems like every time I see a cute bra they never make it above a C cup. But the ones that look like Little Bo Peep fucked a leopard are always available in my size.