Pasties, pronounced like "PAST-ee." They're savory pastries, usually with beef and veg, served with optional gravy (which should not be optional. Those things can be dry as hell.) Here's more about them: http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pasty

I HATE BEING A WHITE MALE SOME DAYS. THIS IS ONE OF THEM.

Quelle roughage!

I will post this on every article about domestic violence from here until the end of time. If you are experiencing abuse, it is not your fault. If someone you care about is being abused, you cannot fix it for them, but you can be a support and decrease the isolation they are experiencing. From loveisrespect.org:

This post should be subtitled "The comments section will be a clusterfuck, more so than usual."

I think actually taking offense to putting Sofia on a pedestal is one of the biggest wastes of emotion I've heard of. I highly doubt she was forced to do it, and clearly she finds it hilarious.

If I remember correctly, anti-venom has a relatively short shelf life and is pretty pricey. There may also be restrictions on the general public purchasing it.

I don't know how rare it is, but the shit is expensive. It cost me $1800 to have my dog treated when she got bitten (rattlesnake).

But what will they do when they discover drugs in their drink, except of immediately leaving the room? When people don't believe there is such a rape culture when actual rapes happen, why should they believe rape culture exists just because some women say their nail polish changed it's colour.

That is the only way to survive a chain restaurant! YOU'RE DOING IT RIGHT!

I hate to tell ya, Mark, but that's definitely not a horse erection. They let it all hang out like that when they're relaxed or right before/after they pee. It's dropped but not erect.

Wait, if you dry hump people you can get free cake?! I know how I'm spending my weekend!

Exotic snakes: doomed to sad, little lives as the reluctant pets of drug dealers and assholes.

I have a lot of feelings about this whole War Machine thing but I will just summarize by saying that I hope from here on out the world is very unkind to him.

oh i have another one!

The only people who don't get why representation matters are people who have never wanted for it.