+1 You just killed me with that one.

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God, I've missed you.

+1

Lamar Odom won his first Sixth Man of the Year Award yesterday while former standout Jason Williams is preparing for a covert life in the WNBA where he will attempt to win the coveted Juwanna Mann Trophy.

+1

On the other hand, The Qataris cover of Don Henley's Boys of Summer is just a sonic delight.

Still impressive, but not a record.

You guys have been added. Who the fuck is from Elgin, IL? Holla at your boy.

How dare you sully my good name. These people need to be deloused before I just, list them. I'll add ya'll in a bit. Just gonna finish my fruit smoothie.

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Seeing as how I still have my camera rig set up from the previous Fleshbot "You've got Blood Coming from Where?" contest, I think I will have to join the festivities.

Sorry, creepers. You'll have to make do with athlete dong shots.

@OnTheTwelfthNightof ...

Not enough 8 bit MS paint dick/urine to be a Sheed original.

The US Navy Will Protect the Hormuz Strait

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Awesome.

I expected more lady, less tramp.

Gracias, senor!