Roxanne! You don’t have to put on that red hat.

The same logic is applied to doctors during their internship - “Yes, they have to work abusively long shifts, and yes, they’re exhausted and sleep-deprived on the job and this might easily result in poor patient outcomes (including death), and yes, it’s a hellacious ordeal but I went through it and so everyone else…

If only you could kick a football more consistently, your Dad might’ve stuck around.

WAHHHHHHHH MY BEDTIME STORY WAS NOT TO MY LIKING WAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WAHHHHHH I COULD WRITE A BETTER ONE

I WON’T

BUT HEAR ME OUT: I COULD

Oh God, fuck this. I have my misgivings about it too, but I am so done with entitled dipshit fans like these.

The entire Trump orbit and everyone caught in it is Dante’s Inferno if it were a clogged garbage disposal. And America can’t remove it’s arm because it won’t stop flexing.

Smith retaliated on his show: “Carr has no excuse for the season he had had. You got Amari Cooper. You got Khalil Mack on defense. You got Bo Jackson running all over defenders. You got one of the best coaches on Earth in John Madden. The only reason the Raiders didn’t win the Dragon Ball is that David Carr done gave…

Maybe it highlights how trivial sports and fandom are when it's used as a means to denigrate fellow human beings based on origin and skin colour? 

She’s 30 my dude.

Worked in the West Suburbs for a few years. They are the worst kind of racists.

You are a joyless, miserable person.

GO AWAY

Oh no people are enjoying things on the internet that aren’t precisely what you can permit! And seriously? Last funny SW movie was... the last SW movie. They’re all funny, prequels excepted because they’re mostly just miserable and goofy in alternating portions. Having funny moments doesn’t mean it isn’t a serious…

Nolito said: “My daughter’s face has changed color. It looks like she’s been living in a cave.”

+ 1 side of lobster mac

big idiot’s beef

Lavezzi went on to say...

“his outsized ‘Dark Knight’ persona. One teammate described a ‘sense of alienation’ that Harvey created around himself.”

I used to watch a ton of games - Thursday night, at least two on Sunday, Monday night -then I got jaded. Too many issues to list them all, but you can include not caring about spousal abuse, hiding concussion data, and the culture that surrounds “the shield” among the tops of them.