" ... when I stepped foot into the door, my wife read it and that's not the guy she married and not the guy she knows."

The "BLOOOOOG!" is what did it for me.

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"Looks like I'll just have to molest my way back to the top."

He's got a 'Gaddafhi' of a booger he wants to get out of there.

"He vanished last week, like he always does at this time of year ... Stairs lost all that weightand keeps it off - by being chased by the Langoliers in Bangor, his offseason home.

It's never been a better time to be a University of Phoenix fan.

When asked about the greatness of Bosh's flop the Cray Supercomputer simply turned itself off and slipped into irrelevant mode.

... you can feel safer because the Army may have used mind-control ops to persuade U.S. Senators to throw more war-bucks and war-flesh their way.

I don't have a clue either. I just copied and pasted chunks from my college thesis on breadmakers ruining the loaf industry into the text boxes. It's amazing how plug n play this shit really is.

Look what you've fucking done.

This is my last post before I retire and dream of Robert Downey Jr. and I smoking pot with Julian Vargas at Burning Man.

Sorry, I couldn't really participate tonight. I was catching up on Childrens Hospital. Till the morning.

We all get you man. It sucks and I think this is a fun 'virtual' community where we can all hang our hats, tell bad jokes and bitch about life and sports. And while this is all great, the truth is that this we utilize a free service on a Sports Blog. The primary job of that blog is to churn out titillating news…

Friend, you need to chill the fuck out. Have you ever worked for a corporation where a piece of CRM software replaces another one. It's just like that. It goes through revisions. It's not a a new boiler or some shit that you just install. It's all a process and everyone and their dead grandmother is dealing with it.

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Asked what he thought about his chances before the match, Stevo said that he was looking forward to giving the competition the 'Benoit' treatment.

Kid Wresler Has Mohawk, Stut, Skills - Likely Candidate For Cauliflower Ear, Ridicule

Yeah!

That's a shame, I was hoping for it to end with wrists n' fists.