I'm dying over here. A thousand thank yous.

I'm fancy myself an Oolong kinda man.

The one that shows up at Better Than Ezra concerts.

I'm not sure but I'm moments away from taking my DUAN frustrations to YouPorn and my right sock.

Between that clip and this Danon yogurt I just ate, those have been the most entertaining things I've experienced tonight.

Off like a failed Arab dictator?

My boner just went wayward west.

First Chinese Democracy and now this. The domino effect is in full swing.

Do you remember the Pro-Stars?

All true but there was this little known gem that did compete with the Popular Ghostbusters Cartoon.

@JohnnyD

@JohnnyD

@Andre' J

@Noir

Get blitzed and head over to the Hangee Uppe. You'll do okay over there.

You're correct - on the overall scheme of things, the collective "we" don't matter much but the initial statistics were/are not forgiving

A dance with the Scott's

I still can't see who the replies are meant for.

I read Gizmodo for years and then started branching out onto other Gawker sites. Started reading the comments on Deadspin and (barring the commenting system actually working) it brings a lot of joy to my rather mundane job of reading resumes and talking to the dipshits that send them to me.

Have you let loose that gigantic disaster yet, or are you still sweating around the ass?