"Daris - Darisson."

If you're going to compile a video resume for your next team then you should at least do it right.

Supreme Leader of Iran 'Beams' Up With Ron White, Citizens Get Right to Booze

Id roll with that. I'd was like being let down by sex and this time it had nothing to do with MY performance.

Just one of many reasons I stopped hanging around Jim McMahon.

And I just lost my shit at my desk. You sir, win the day.

If it's any consolation, we have a while before the Mommy and Daddy Can't Afford To Send You To College This Year video.

/Plays with AzureTexan's face

Little known fact about me: When I was a kid I had massive crush on Minnie mouse. I was about 4 or 5 years old ... and to preface how much of a goober I was, I didn't know girls had vaginas until I was in 2nd or 3rd grade.

As long as the French Open stars Paul Bettany and Kirsten Dunst, I couldn't give a shit. I'm a real stickler for continuity.

"Jerry Jones should have chosen quality over quantity and unfortunately he did not do so."

Another Man I'd like to see punched in the face?

Tijuana Spring Break Infested By Frats, Covered In Tribal Tat Shit

Did you see the alternate ending? They both go a combined 2 - 22 and win an arbitration case. Mumbai erupts and throws a heavily scented party leaving Pirates management gritting their teeth over how they will afford this and Rob Mackowiak bobblehead night.

but one wonders if it's not too late to put this genie back in the bottle.

Marc Webb Not Worried About Spider Man Franchise Rebooting

Sometimes it's just hip to be square ... and flat with LED back-lighting.

Would we want this? Isn't it already hard enough to type on it? I'm not going back to a stylus. You hear me! No! I won't. Do it.

"So, big risk...but big reward."