So you can run an' tell 'dat. Homeboy.

I can't wait for the Ron Santo 'Authentic' metal leg cards to come out this year.

It's never as good as advertised.

"... does some incredible things with a ball, and, presumably, a patient cameraman"

The Robert Blake Defense: Bonnie Lee Wanted to Catch A Speeding Bullet ... With her Head

That's wonderful.

Sort of like that time I started a rumor about Phintastic hiring a ghost writer for his comments. Thought it was clever, until I found myself bound in a trunk with a plastic bag of old groceries and was forced to drink my own diluted urine from a used Ragu jar. Gruden is right though, you just need to be more careful.

"It's simply and only," Caraway explained, "about the children" who attended the ceremony.

I know I laughed but it may have just been the shock of watching Timothy Hutton on the tee vee.

Crotch. Always crotch.

Antonio Cromartie - The Upright Citizens Brigade

/watches old video of my father beating my mother during Eater brunch '91

Portion control is the one thing I need to work on. It has been better this year but good lord, when I see junk I just want to eat the whole damn thing. That worst part is that I was in marathon shape about 3 or 4 years ago and now I'm riding the sweet edge of my size 36's.

Okay, that solves some of the mystery.

I like running on my own and I've been making a consistent effort to make it to the gym in the mornings with a friend for weight training but I thought that this could be a good alternative cardio work out to throw in as a supplement.

I'm still here. No one gives a shit but I'm still here.

Weight Loss DUAN

The marketing team couldn't decide which NFL team had the best assortment of wife beaters for Cody from Step by Step to represent.

"The meek shall inherit"

I was thinking more like this ...