" ...and full-length basketball court emblazoned with the GBLT logo."

@Walk Off HBP: He used to troll this site but the comment ninja took away Ishtar

@Sheed's Bald Spot: Lets just keep that between you, me and the water bed.

@JohnnyDrinky: Me too. I'm 30 seconds from buying a fleshlite.

@UweBollocks: He was shit canned as hell. And I'm laughing as I type this. All he could do was make a groaning noise while trying to waive his hand over his face. Imagine waterboarding but with squirt juice. So. Fucking. Vile.

@UweBollocks: I think there's a delicate mix. We might need to tone down the funny and put on the creeper caps.

@Sheed's Bald Spot: You always have been and always will be a destroyer of worlds.

@JohnnyDrinky: That Italian comment was priceless.

@Telemundo: There's going to be some hell to pay in her older years. Fucking massive.

@JohnnyDrinky: I just saw that comment on squirting. Fucking amazing.

@JohnnyDrinky: There are a lot of dicks on here and I plan to comment on all of them.

@tastes_like_burning: I was thinking Red Star but that was just a GI Joe I had when I was 10.

@Walk Off HBP: When we say them I feel like they are part of some exotic sexual leper colony.

@UweBollocks: Puhhhhhleaze, I'm just pandering to these people. But frankly I think it's piss.

@Walk Off HBP: Beautiful comment you funny bastard, you.

@UweBollocks: As a professional IT Recruiter, I can tell you that there are certain things you do not want on your resume. This could be one of them.

@JohnnyDrinky: That name sounds like a poorly created George Lucas Character.

@JohnnyDrinky: Dude, this is so fucking gross. I feel like I'm at a strip club sitting next to some old Italian guy with a thin mustache and every time a new girl comes up he touches his tongue, sips his straight rum and says to himself, "hrrrmmmmmmm....."

@UweBollocks: HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

@Murray Hewitt: I don't need a fin to masturbate. Just find me a parking garage in May and I'll do it for free.