That Geocities MIDI track has some killer bass.

@Always Winning: +1

It seemed like a good move after the failure of the "ejaculate and destroy" chip.

"I'd rather have your problem."

Anal Fissures: A Season of Reflections

Burton called Schumacher and asked to be "kept in the loop" with the casting process for the next Batman. His requests were denied and a franchise was crushed for a decade.

Jay Cutler Pushes Pregnant Girlfriend Down Stairs Sunday Night, Fetus (pictured) Salvaged

Night all. Pleasure bitching with ya.

@Julian Vargas: I speak in riddles. It's just easier that way.

@Pick to Click: Well, this explains a lot of things.

@Julian Vargas: But his studies didn't keep him from being one of the most mediocre QBs to ever win a ring.

@Julian Vargas: By the way, wrap that shit up. You don't want Le Wartas like somebody I know.

Trent Dilfer maybe the biggest asshole commentator of all time. This shit is a joke.

@Malik Sealy Dirt Mattress:

@Julian Vargas: It's hard being the best. AMIRITE?

@The_Night_Man_Cometh: THIS. IS. AWESOME!

@Walk Off HBP: If you can avoid it, don't go with the seat covers. My brother said it was a waste of a thousand clams and really, after people get drunk they wont care what their ass is sitting on.

@FIFA-Thespian-Federation:

@FIFA-Thespian-Federation: Just get her alone and start smoking weed. It works every time. Trust me, I'm a registered cnn commenter.

@Walk Off HBP: So you started off with my Well-We-Both-Might-Have-Aids line.