@ToddReesingsTurfFacial: Maybe it was meant to be ... sort of like the Highlander.

@Telemundo: Maybe I'll start selling T-shirts that say:

@JohnnyDrinky: Thanks man.

@JohnnyDrinky: I find it funny that Twitter is now the source that media is going to for quotes on stories. The absurdity of all of it is amazing.

@Telemundo: I agree. Most of us have always wondered why he has been shoved at the back of the pack. Ace in the hole? Doubt it but surely he's better than most of the second string QBs in the league and as a Bears fan I've seen all of them.

@BillBelichick: That arrogant bastard shit is pretty good. The DuPage brewery stuff is decent. Have you ever gone up to Wisconsin and had the New Glarus spotted cow? Fucking delicious.

@Telemundo: I wrote this article during work as I lost my damn mind at some point in the day. And I should have totally taken the under that day. I didn't put money on it. Stupid, stupid, stupid ...

@wyomingcowboyup: I agree with that. Soft schedule plus hitting each team as it happened to have it's most timely injury. Despite this they gave the Pack the most trouble, defensively of any team. However, I put money on the Pack early in the year to win the whole thing.

@Orton hears a boo: I listened to Mulligan and Hanley on the way into work and just felt like my intelligence had been insulted the entire way in. People keep playing this unlikable Jay card and he does it to himself. Great, don't care. The only thing that matters is that you win games. The man clearly doesn't give a…

Chicago Meatballs DUAN,

That Renee Zellweger-ish thing on the right looks like someone put another lemon in her mouth.

@UweBollocks: Jay Cutler is so tough that in grade school he would sew his own name into other kids underpants.

@All Over But The Sharting: John Denver concurs.

And for my next act, Jaundice!

@UweBollocks: Pittsburgh Samoans

@Eddie Murray Sparkles: +1 Bakers Dozen

" ...one Cheesehead got the "Chinatown" treatment yesterday."

A lot of fans in Chicago have questioned Jay Cutler's heart. What they don't remember is that Heart was the wort member of Captain Planet's posse.

@The_Night_Man_Cometh: I'm going with Mullet on that one.

@CBronsonSmile: And of course I can't upload it so it's in the link.