@vodkanaut: I pray you can still bust out that flowchart from DUAN a few nights ago.

@They call me MISTER Scroggs!: /Duned

@Fallopian Tubing: Don't act so sheepish on the puns.

After the snub she chemo-kay.

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@JohnnyDrinky: What's the book? Do you have an ISBN number?

@The_Night_Man_Cometh: What the fuck did I just want to unsee?

@JohnnyDrinky: You don't need to read Kama Sutra. Youporn has moving pictures.

All these only bested by Thomas V. Hill.

... where three ladies in whore garb gyrated on top of Screech's Lycra-clad groin to see who could give him the best mascot chub, or something.

@Telemundo: Hahaha. I'm just going to weather this great storm and see what happens. Right now it seems win win regardless.

@Aerothermal Heat: I ran the flying pig marathon in Cinci back in 2005. It was an okay town. Not much to do from what I remember but then again, I wasn't in much of a mood to do shit after running through the hilly landscape of your city. I did manage to catch a Reds game. Pretty nice ballpark I must say.

@Fraid_Bunnies: I'd say you girlfriend is being irrational. Tell her that you learn good stuff from porn and the next time you both have sex you should just expect to pull out and go on her face. It's totally respectful and girls have no problem with it.

@Aerothermal Heat: If you like shitty weather, bad parking and a good nightlife then Chicago is pretty good. I've actually wanted to move to Arizona for a real long time but the recent events of the last 2 - 3 years had made me start to rethink my desires.

@EddieSuttons SouthernComfort:

@PolkPanther: Well, I got the last one out of the way in the shower this morning. Thank god for Jurgens.

Dilemma DUAN,

@Steve U: Just another brutal execution by the Barron Harkkonnen.

Just another day in the life of Michael Richards.

@Telemundo: Dr. Telemundo you golden shower me with too many gifts! That's great news. Maybe I'll put a hot $50 down on that game and take my suave self out for a steak dinner. Boom.