@Bevraj of Choice: Since I am actually half Chinese I take that as a racist joke. You know ... because of my massively tiny pee pee.

@Bevraj of Choice: You're better off. It's just a naked 3d picture of me on a treadmill.

@looney82: Oh my god. That noise will live with me forever. I remember seeing that clip 7 years ago and it's still wrapped in my fucked up brain.

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: +1 gasp for air.

"Athletes routinely celebrate themselves as part of the self-branding process"

"You were right about one thing, master. The negotiations were short."

@FatNakedMoleRat: I always like to do a Hawk impression but I change it to Unbearable Christian themed night.

@KingCuyahoga: Actually, come to think of it, she took that one too.

@Dr. Spaceman, Esq.: I have a cut off sleeve Springsteen tour shirt from 86. Thing has gone through hell and back.

@Title IX from Outer Space: That's still hilarious. My goal was to get one for every single starting Bears QB from Kramer till now. Didn't get very far

@Telemundo:

@DrJamesAndrews: I found an old Jake Plummer Cardinals jersey at a Salvation Army that was covered in gum and used to wear it when we played football.

@CalvinandJahv: If Heath Ledger didn't die of an over dose what else would he have died of?

@Telemundo: I stopped purchasing them too, except for a few hockey ones. But those are so damn expensive I can barely justify the price with all the other crap I actually NEED the money for.

@Phintastic: I started noticing that on Facebook. The way some of them start aging. Obviously this happens to everyone but when you see the obvious age lines you know what the hell they are going to look like in 10 years - It's like connecting them to what public school librarian they will most resemble ... sans…

Telemundo said something that brought this to my mind ...

@Telemundo: That's a good Duan post right there ...

@Phintastic: I just organized my ten year. We had 180 people from a 700 person class show up. It was actually kind of fun once you had some drinks in you but to be honest, now that it's over, I couldn't give a rats ass to see those folks again. So I don't think your snub is unjustified especially if you have better…

@Walk Off HBP: A thousand times no. I'd rather masturbate in a tube of Pringles while while watching Schindler's List than go back to that again.

@Telemundo: Where do you see them vs the Bears this week? I don't have scratch on the game but as a Chicagoan I have a vested emotional interest.