@jersey_red: I hope they can take out their arch rivals.

" ... he will be punished for all eternity with sad Buggles music in Ken Burns documentaries"

"Those kinds of things are a zinger, like a Jeffrey Ross act."

Pictured: Dale Davis, 37, takes 2nd at this years Placenta Eating Contest.

@Dolla Dolla Bill: I just put my head between my knees at work.

@StuckBetweenStations: Even with their corners under great stress the cards wouldn't even Bowman .

Say what you will but it was this card that made me question my sexuality as a boy.

@David Hume: Plus my breasts actually stay in place. You go, David!

@Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan: Did he kill Lentz too?

@AzureTexan: I raise you one Gary Unmarried.

"It's the dribbling jizz on the mattress of American sport."

All right. I was able to masturbate quickly to some trashy blond. I'm out. Wish me luck as I start day two of this new diet and exercise routine. Blood, piss and vitriol to follow tomorrow.

@Chuck_Schick: We have have much to learn from each other-er. S.

@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: For all the GalaxyFurniture.Coms

"ANYTHING IS POSSSSIBBUHHHLLLL!"

@Donté Stallworth Driving School: This is for all the Kraft Fight Hungers ...

"This is for all the Tostitos."

Seriously? Just fucking end this.

@Tulos_Mullet: Run with it.

@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: Peyton Manning needs concussion fodder.