@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Urine - everywhere.

I hate that angle they have on Clay Mathews in that Duchenn ad. It looks like the right side of his neck is about to burst open and spill great genetics all over the place.

@Same Sad Echo: Going to shoot John Lennon. Catcher in the Rye.

Chips Ahoy! Hopes Fig Newton is Pushed of Grocers Shelf

"I took a flier on it."

@AntoineWalker: I know Gene Siskel ain't doing too much talking.

Headline: Roger Ebert Has An Opinion On Hot Shots! Part Deux

It looks like someone finally went through my grade school trapper keeper and found my secret folder.

So I was on my couch eating Doritos and smoking a some weed. Suddenly I remember those old Duracell ads with that plastic looking family. Sheeeeeeit. I laughed my ass off until I finished the bag.

This is great prospective job news for the up and coming graduating high school class of 2011.

John Candy's BMI calculator said, "At your current weight you should stay out of the desert ... with Richard Lewis."

@UweBollocks: Papillon still has his ticket stub.

Twenty red bumps, probably from my night with the little sisters of the poor ... popped up in and around my genital region today.

@Body By Bacardi: Or smiles.

That's going to be one kick ass pizza party to go to.

@Mangini In A Bottle: [deadspin.com]

@Mangini In A Bottle: I've done it before as there isn't much play in the lonely heart Chicago suburbs.

@Steve U: I'd be the Stefan to your Steve.

I don't know why I'm thinking it but for some reason I feel that this kid owned every Sugar Ray album that hit his local Coconuts.

@Gourmet Spud: You never, ever fail to impress me.