@RMJ=H: Most excellent.

@Bed Bath and Jihad: God, I'm such a jag when I drink. Why the fuck did I buy a joystick?

@WashingtonForeskins: Is this a glimpse into that Downs farm she keeps on her family's plot of land?

A couple things here that started my day ...

@CBronsonSmile: Well, its your loss baby. I just masturbated to something on youporn and just bought a joystick on Amazon. Suck it world.

Totally trashed and came in 2nd during trivia night. We should have bet more points on the final question. Ask me anything and I will answer it. Sans questions about about social security numbers and passwords.

@JohnnyDrinky: Holmes, just give it time. You will not be disappointed.

... and who wouldn't?

@WashingtonForeskins: Ahh yes, the reverse Elway. Powerful imagery.

@WashingtonForeskins: You can always get him back.

@WashingtonForeskins: Why so glum?

"I'm really kind of just taking it one day at a time."

@I'm_a_the_Popa: Powerful. I love it.

@I Like Cheap Beer: What I wouldn't do for ten minutes alone with that Snorg chick.

@AzureTexan: Mein Gott.

@Walk Off HBP: Wanna get stoned on the football field, man?

I was blocking my ass off doing everything it took, doing the stuff that society doesn’t recognize.

Oh no! The Wayne Chrebet concussion documents!

I'm glad the Cavs got to him before he was propositioned like the other homeless in that real life drama, Hard Target.

A Kathy Griffin comedy hour is a powerful and dangerous thing, like cocaine or a solar eclipse. You can't partake too often or too intently, or it'll damage your brains.