@WashingtonForeskins: It's people like us that keep the world interesting.

@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus @Telemundo: Hey boysos, I need you for a second. Took the Pats last week for the suicide pool and made it but so did two other bastards. The pool runner wants to make the final round a confidence pool based on this weeks play off games. What do you think about this for picks

I'm going to be ghosting in and out of DUAN for the next couple nights. I'm trying to finish off season 5 of The Wire. What was your favorite season?

@WashingtonForeskins: I have no idea why but I'll go with Taylor Rain and it's not for the whole anal thing. Tried that a few times. Not really my style.

@Same Sad Echo: Don't worry, I just replaced a curtain rod in the front room. I burned it all off.

Day 1 of diet:

@Rainbow Bright: I've seen that one before but I thought it was called Soul Plane.

@slanket: Keep the change you filthy animal.

"It is pretty cool. I wonder if they're going to come walking out of the trees like they do."

"We're the two best white looters in Chicago."

Shumway: So are you confirming or denying?

"Rich Rodriguez is out of Michigan after three, well, terrible years."

How does one opposite-of-forceful quote lead to two completely opposite conclusions?

I personally subscribe to the theory that Jeff Bagwell leads a secret life as Metallica's James Hetfield.

@idiotequenique: Brilliant.

"this sounded a lot more cutting in the original Swedish"

A whole generation is questioned about it's fashion and definition of machismo.

@JewstinBeaver: You do it and I want the rights to creating the screenplay.

@Telemundo: I went with the Pats. Sometimes the No Brainer decision is the best one.

@Body By Bacardi: My fucking mind just exploded. That was incredible.